What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 05:44
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.